Stock Price Jesus

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"We did it\! Stock price is at an all-time high." "Our valuation reflects our vision."

He came with words like fire and flame Said "Sacrifice is part of the game." He fed the Board on future dreams And turned our labor into schemes

"The Bend announces sweeping layoffs amid record market performance…"

All rise for Stock Price Jesus He walks on spreadsheets, multiplies believers He bled our balance, numbered our days And left before the final phase

Dirk stood proud as the numbers soared He thought their trust would be restored But when the factories closed their doors McKay ignored his frantic calls

"Unemployment hits small towns again as Wall Street soars…"

All rise for Stock Price Jesus He walks on spreadsheets, multiplies believers He bled our cash, numbered our days And left The Bend ablaze

("Productivity”) - Down ("Morale”) - Shattered ("Quality”) - Destroyed ("Workforce”) - Gone ("Sales”) - Gone ("The Bend”) - broke

"Disruption isn't easy. But it's necessary." "I've been approached by an exciting young tech firm…" "This next chapter… is going to change everything."

All praise to Stock Price Jesus He came, he rose, he fleeced us Another mark, another town- Another company burning down

He will rise… Every time… Stock Price … Jesus…